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Is this the most politically incorrect self-help book?


With over 40 standalone chapters of self-help tips and techniques to help you overcome your greatest challenges in life and work.

This is an unrepentant and often hilarious look at life through the lens of an ordinary person striving for extraordinary results.

If you are easily offended, this is not the book for you. If you can look through the colourful language and put judgement aside, you might possibly find something of great value.

Learn more

  ​The Room Under The House 

due for release in 2025.

 

Is this the most politically incorrect self-help book?


With over 40 standalone chapters of self-help tips and techniques to help you overcome your greatest challenges in life and work.

This is an unrepentant and often hilarious look at life through the lens of an ordinary person striving for extraordinary results.

If you are easily offended, this is not the book for you. If you can look through the colourful language and put judgement aside, you might possibly find something of great value.

Learn more

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The Room Under The House

Joel Hayward has never been the same since the disappearance of his teen sweetheart, Annie, fifteen years ago. Now a renowned psychologist, he suffers from recurring dreams, panic attacks, and dark depressive episodes. If it hadn’t been for his loyal assistant, Kira Petrova, a brilliant mathematician and PhD, he would have completely fallen apart. But she is unaware of the secret that weighs heavily upon him.

But now he has purchased an old house with secrets of its own. If he thought his problems were already big enough, they just got much bigger. The room under the house he just purchased has untold stories that it’s not about to reveal any time soon. It was only luck that revealed the hidden staircase leading to the secret dungeon-like room deep under the house. Before long, though, he wished he never knew about it. 

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The Room

Under The House

Joel Hayward has never been the same since the disappearance of his teen sweetheart, Annie, fifteen years ago. Now a renowned psychologist, he suffers from recurring dreams, panic attacks, and dark depressive episodes. If it hadn’t been for his loyal assistant, Kira Petrova, a brilliant mathematician and PhD, he would have completely fallen apart. But she is unaware of the secret that weighs heavily upon him.

But now he has purchased an old house with secrets of its own. If he thought his problems were already big enough, they just got much bigger. The room under the house he just purchased has untold stories that it’s not about to reveal any time soon. It was only luck that revealed the hidden staircase leading to the secret dungeon-like room deep under the house. Before long, though, he wished he never knew about it. 

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